I'm drunk. Correct. What the f*** is it to you?
If everybody's behavior can be explained by simple stupidity and greed, there's no point in assuming a conspiracy.
My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared.
Beyond 100,000 lines of code, you should probably be coding in Ada.
Where there are two bugs, there is likely to be a third.
Don't stop with your first draft.
The stored-program digital computer has three major attributes: it is fast, it is accurate, and it is stupid. The first two attributes are often used to disguise the third.
I get whatever placidity I have from my father. But my mother taught me how to take it on the chin.
I hate flying, taking my clothes off, and going through the whole security.
I think Nature, if she interests herself much about her children, must often feel that, like the miserable Frankenstein, with her experimenting among the elements of humanity, she has brought beings into existence who have no business here; who can do none of her work, and endure none of her favours; whose life is only suffering; and whose action is one long protest against the ill foresight which flung them into consciousness.
Perhaps second-hand cares, like second-hand clothes, come easily off and on.