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There isn't a woman player in the world I can't give knights-odds to and still beat.

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As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.

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There's always something funny about men chasing women.

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You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

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I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

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Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

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