Same topic Authors
Quote of the day

There is an attraction and a charm inherent in the colossal that is not subject to ordinary theories of art. . . The tower will be the tallest edifice ever raised by man. Will it therefore be imposing in its own way?

Popular Topics
Thank You, Difference, Kind, Stage, Life Is Good, Peace Love, Identity, Book, Faith, Goodbye, Curiosity, Hip Hop, Creative, Integrity, House, Wonder, Jesus, Beauty, Music, Song, Relationships, Living My Life, Food, Bible, Thing, Love You, Memorable, Glory, Loves, Nice, Weak, Football, Night, Character, Subject, Air, Job, Pregnancy, Disco, Angry, Soccer, Acknowledge, Once Upon A Time, Evidence, Important, Oceans, Motor, Intelligent, Education, Poor
Doug Benson

I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man.

Girlfriend, Lying, Man, Men
Same Author Quotes

I enjoy Modern Family very much. Good TV program. I don't know why. I just find that so many of the jokes land. So many of the actors are so great. Phil Dunphy is one of my favorite characters ever.

Character, Dunphy, Favorite, Good, Land, Modern Family

Being on TV and getting everything paid for are the two reasons to do it with us instead of the court of law.

Court, Instead, Law, Paid, Tvs, Two

I saw a dog in a cage. And that cage had a sign on it that said, 'I bite. ' And I was like, 'That is good to know doggy, but that's not the most important thing about you. You should make a sign that says, 'I make signs. ''

Bite, Dog, Important, Like, Saws, Signs

Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for a few miles, and you start to smell smoke, and you turn around, and you look in the backseat, and grandma is playing with herself?

Car, Grandma, Look, Smell, Smoke

Fortunately, most of my friends in comedy that smoke pot are almost as open about it as I am, and in some cases more so. But most that appear, it's more about friendship with me than making some statement about pot. I'm sure those of my friends who are onscreen smoking might have a little regret, but there's not too much of it.

Friends, Littles, Making, Regret, Smoking
Similar Quotes