I had an accident. " "That seemes to happen a lot. " "It wasn't my fault. " "It never is. " "I just have bad luck. " "Or you're just trouble. " "You got a problem with that?" "No problem at all. " "Oh my God! Are you going to help or not?
Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.