Every weapon system has been gutted.
I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is - they like to run their own business. I know men that would -make my wife a better husband than I am but, darn it, I'm not going to give her to 'em
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Art goes on in your head. If you said something interesting, that might be a title for a work of art and I'd write it down.
The Heart wants what it wants - or else it does not care
In nine times out of ten, the slanderous tongue belongs to a disappointed person.
I used to think it was clever to confuse comedy with tragedy. Now I wish I could distinguish them.