I always write with my. 357 magnum handy. Why? Well, you never know when God may try to interfere.
Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you'll find is that you can overcome anything son.
A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!
Tiger Woods is a billionaire. Do you know how much ass you can get with a billion dollars? I know guys with $20 and a pack of Newports who'd try to screw your whole neighborhood.
When I started off in DC, you didn't get viral first. You got funny first.
The best thing about where comedy is now is if you have a little bit of talent and a strong work ethic, and strong social skills, you can make a name for yourself and you can make money.
Rise and grind. . . the money ain't gonna wait for you while you sleep son.
In Nietzsche's view nihilism is not a Weltanschauung that occurs at some time and place or another; it is rather the basic character of what happens in Occidental history.
No matter how strong and dedicated a leader may be, he must find root and strength amongst the people. He alone cannot save a nation. He may guide, he may set the tone, he may dedicate himself and risk his life, but only the people may save themselves.
As I have practiced it, photography produces pleasure by simplicity. I see something special and show it to the camera. A picture is produced. The moment is held until someone sees it. Then it is theirs.
I believed that English-speaking people had a divine mission to civilize the world by making it western, democratic and Christian.