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I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour.

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I'm past doing one chin-up more than I did the day before. I just kind of do what I feel like.

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There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

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Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands.

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These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don't give a f*** about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We're making a big deal out of things we shouldn't be making a deal out of. They go on and on with all this bulls*** about "sanctity" - don't give me that sanctity crap! Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want.

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The guys who won World War II and that whole generation have disappeared, and now we have a bunch of teenage twits.

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You, me. . . we own this country. Politicians are employees of ours. . . . And when somebody does not do the job, we got to let them go.

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