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Envy's a sharper spur than pay: No author ever spar'd a brother; Wits are gamecocks to one another.

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Now we have two choices in life: have sex with the same person forever or risk a terminal disease. Either way, your life is over.

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People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried to throw a pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. What do I gotta do, give Sumner Redstone a wedgie?

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Maybe Bill Maher should just practice his monologue a few times before the show, so he wouldn't find it so hilarious. But I kid the asshole.

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I don't believe in burning holy books, but I am organizing a protest. I'll be burning all my Dennis Miller VHS cassettes as a special protest. I don't want to hear the introduction 'you may have seen our next comedian on the Hannity show'.

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Ever since I've switched to the clean syringes, I've never felt better in my entire life.

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I get some acting jobs. I like it other than the constant slipping in and out of character.

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