The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I … - Demetri Martin

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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.

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