Patience attains All that it strives for. He who has God Finds he lacks nothing: God alone suffices.
Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.
In general, comedians are attracted to vice.
The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.
I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.
The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.
Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.
The principal mark of genius is not perfection, but originality.
To have my fan club. I am very proud of doing everything. I try to support my parents, friends and fans. I am also proud of my performing in the visual arts, and motion television.
To cherish what remains of the Earth and to foster its renewal is our only legitimate hope of survival.
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.