I was raised in the '50s. I was taught by my father that how I looked was all that mattered.
If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested.
A cult is a religion with no political power.
It is very comforting to believe that leaders who do terrible things are, in fact, mad. That way, all we have to do is make sure we don't put psychotics in high places and we've got the problem solved.
Everybody, everybody everywhere, has his own movie going, his own scenario, and everybody is acting his movie out like mad, only most people don’t know that is what they’re trapped by, their little script.
The problem with fiction, it has to be plausible. That's not true with non-fiction.
A lie may fool someone else, but it tells you the truth: you're weak.
Who? Who is that? (J. R. 's response when asked about opponent Jason Terry. )
I got booted out third, but to me [Last Comic Standing] was a lot like Rambo II. . . I don't really remember much. . . there was rats, people bombing, screaming, yelling, and a middle aged guy with a shaved chest got beat by somebody from the Viet Cong.
I love women and I love the women I have been with. I always try to be kind and cautious and treat people nice.
You want to look great under your clothes and obviously without clothes.