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The popular eye is not untrained; it is only wrongly trained - trained by inferior and insincere visual representations.

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When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

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I wish I lived next to Carnegie Hall. Then, if someone asked me how to get to my house, I would just say 'Practice, practice, practice, and then take a left. '

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