I don’t want to start thinking again. Not like I have this last week. I can’t think again. Not ever again.
I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.
I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.
It's natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires.
I'm not a true vegan.
I am opposed to socialism because it dreams ingenuously of good, truth, beauty, and equal rights.
Science does not promise absolute truth, nor does it consider that such a thing necessarily exists. Science does not even promise that everything in the Universe is amenable to the scientific process.
On stage you never watch yourself. You just experience it, and then you go home, and you feel pretty good if you gave a pretty good performance or crappy if you didn't. But in TV and film, you actually have to experience it while you're doing it, and then you have to watch it. And then when you're watching it, you watch it with a different sensibility than how you experienced it.