Think, for a moment, of the countless happy childhood hours you spent with this amazing device: Drawing perfect horizontals, drawing perfect verticals, drawing really spastic diagonals, trying to scrape away the silver powder from the window so you could look inside.
Damning, with bell, book and candle
Some sinner whose opinions are a scandal.
A rite permitting Satan to enslave him
Forever, and forbidding Christ to save him.