If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - W. C. Fields

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If you keep saying two plus two equals five over and over again, then that is what people are going to think. Maybe it does equal five if we keep changing the definition of what's normal and what's right and what's wrong.

W. C. Fields

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

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