The effort only shifted me from the frying-pan into the fire.
I am definitely feeling 'intimate. ' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.
I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart.
I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!
There's a reason people run negative ads. . . it's because they work.
At the end of the day, anything I think I'm sacrificing I'm just giving up because it makes me feel better.
I grabbed another. Aerosmith. Nope, can’t throw classic Aerosmith. I snatched a copy of the Thompson Twins’ greatest hits and chucked it at him.
There's not an orchestra in the world that doesn't have weaknesses. None of us can play everything well. The repertoire is just too big.