I think people would be most surprised to know that I love scary movies.
Since I got a divorce, I have been dating younger guys. But it's just because they're the ones that ask me out.
The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.
I've always gotten along best with artists.
Why would anybody lie? The truth is always more colourful.
Cosmetic surgery is terrifying. It never looks good. Those women look weird. They look in the mirror and think they look great, but they don't see what we see. I think it's hideous. They scare small children.
The more flesh you show, the higher up the ladder you go.
A lot of us would like to move mountains, but few of us are willing to practice on small hills.
Audiences are always better pleased with a smart retort, some joke or epigram, than with any amount of reasoning.
The groves were God's first temples.
Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.