Lately I feel the haters eatin' away at my confidence. They scream out my failures and whisper my accomplishments.
Why would anybody lie? The truth is always more colourful.
The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.
I've always gotten along best with artists.
Cosmetic surgery is terrifying. It never looks good. Those women look weird. They look in the mirror and think they look great, but they don't see what we see. I think it's hideous. They scare small children.
Since I got a divorce, I have been dating younger guys. But it's just because they're the ones that ask me out.
The more flesh you show, the higher up the ladder you go.
I asked him what, if anything, got him down about teaching. He said he didn't think that anything about it got him exactly down, but there was one thing, he thought, that frightened him: reading the pencilled notations in the margins of books in the college library.
Justice in politics has an uncomfortable habit of being rough.
Translators are the shadow heroes of literature, the often forgotten instruments that make it possible for different cultures to talk to one another, who have enabled us to understand that we all, from every part of the world, live in one world.
Since I also act, sometimes I get over my resentment and commit to the pitch as an acting job.