Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they … - Robin Williams

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We're often in a hurry to finish. Or in a hurry to close a sale. What happens when we adopt the posture of being in a hurry to be generous? With resources or insight or access or kindness. . . It's an interesting sort of impatience.

Robin Williams

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony. ' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

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