The circus doesn't stop. A federal appeals court has postponed the recall election. How stupid are we? Even our recalls get recalled.
I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.
I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart.
I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!
Because I was promoted as a sort of a siren and played all those sexy broads, people made the mistake of thinking I was like that off the screen. They couldn't have been more wrong
It's hard to stay flexible if you don't stretch. I think if you train the right way you'll be flexible. There are people that don't appreciate the value of stretching. I think it's very important.
But they woke him with words, their cruel bright weapons.
Innumerable confusions and a feeling of despair invariably emerge in periods of great technological and cultural transition.