I am not a particularly thick-skinned person.
A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.
Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.
I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.
At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.
Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.
Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.
Sincerity seems to be a problem today. I'd rather be true and hated than be false and fool people.
The World to Bacon does not only owe it's present knowledge, but its future too.
The perfectionist is another name for someone who is getting ready to become mad.
The problem is we don't understand the problem.