Humor is like a frog. You can dissect it to see how it works, but by then, it's dead.
Rachel, Rachel, Rachel,” he said, very still and unmoving. “Always jumping to the wrong conclusion. You’re like a frog, you know.
Life isn't all fricasseed frogs and eel pie.
If you're in California and it's raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.
I have tried being surreal, but my frogs hop right back into their realistic ponds.
If frogs could fly. . . well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?
Old pond, frog jumps in - plop.
The pike does not ask the frog's permission before dining.
The Master was exceedingly gracious to university dons who visited him, but he would never reply to their questions or be drawn into their theological speculations. To his disciples, who marveled at this, he said, "Can one talk about the ocean to a frog in a well or about the divine to people who are restricted by their concepts?
We be tight like frogs ass.
It's a poor frog that doesn't praise his own pond! - Donnie McClurkin
Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.
Don't be impatient with me. Bear in mind that I hop around among all of you big beasts like a harmless and helpless frog who is afraid of being squashed.
Laws that only threaten, and are not kept, become like the log that was given to the frogs to be their king, which they feared at first, but soon scorned and trampled on.
If frogs had side pockets, they'd carry hand guns.
He knew that Hop-Frog was not fond of wine; for it excited the poor cripple almost to madness; and madness is no comfortable feeling.
More fun than a frog in a glass of milk.
We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.
You cannot speak of the ocean to a frog that lives in a well.