All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But … - Cynthia Heimel

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When people ask me really stupid questions or get it really wrong, I feel embarrassed for them. I don't really feel angry at them.

Cynthia Heimel

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

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