There is an intelligent way to eat a live frog - I just don't know what it is.
What is this frog and mouse battle among the mathematicians?
Brahms once remarked that the mark of an artist is how much he throws away. Nature, the great creator, is always throwing things away. A frog lays several million eggs at a sitting. Only a few dozen of these become tadpoles, and only a few of those become frogs. We can let imagination and practice be as profligate as nature.
The boys throw rocks at the frogs in jest. But the frogs die in earnest.
The pike does not ask the frog's permission before dining.
It never ceases to amaze us that when we were in kindergarten they taught us that a frog turning into a prince was a nursery fairy tale, but when we got to college they told us that a frog turning into a prince was science.
Humor is like a frog. You can dissect it to see how it works, but by then, it's dead.
What do you call those things at the bottom of rivers? Frogs? Stones? Unsuccessful gangsters?
Old dark sleepy pool. . . Quick unexpected frog Goes plop! Watersplash!
I went to England to tell jokes, and I wanted to tell my Smokey the Bear joke, but I had to ask the English people if they knew who Smokey the Bear is. But they don't. In England, Smokey the Bear is not the forest-fire-prevention representative. They have Smackie the Frog. It's a lot like a bear, but it's a frog. And that's a better system, I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me and I thought, "Man, I better play dead!"
What's magical about [bears] is that they just spend one-hundred percent of every minute of every hour of every day being a bear. And a tree-frog spends all of its time being a tree-frog. We spend all our time trying to be somebody else.
Well,” said the frog, “what are you going to do about it?” “Marrying Therandil? I don’t know. I’ve tried talking to my parents, but they won’t listen, and neither will Therandil. ” “I didn’t ask what you’d said about it,” the frog snapped. “I asked what you’re going to do. Nine times out of ten, talking is a way of avoiding doing things.
You can keep your willpower, Frog. I am going home to bake a cake.
Dont be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground.
One of the big questions in the climate change debate: Are humans any smarter than frogs in a pot? If you put a frog in a pot and slowly turn up the heat, it won't jump out. Instead, it will enjoy the nice warm bath until it is cooked to death. We humans seem to be doing pretty much the same thing.
If you have live in the mud for a while, you must not resist being a frog for a while!
We praise like frogs, Swear like frogs, Turn midgets into heroes, and heroes into scum: We never stop and think.
If you're in California and it's raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.
Don't be impatient with me. Bear in mind that I hop around among all of you big beasts like a harmless and helpless frog who is afraid of being squashed.
If a frog becomes a king, he will make the whole kingdom muddy!