But I find that for myself, without exception, the more I deal with the work as something that is my own, as something that is personal, the more successful it is.
Early in life, I was visited by the bluebird of anxiety
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.
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When we go to God by prayer, the devil knows we go to fetch strength against him, and therefore he opposes us all he can.
I do need my independence. I have to have that.
I miss my friends in public school, but it's kind of a part of something that you have to give up. I'd rather perform than go to public school.
When the public starts classifying you as thoughtful, someone given to serious issues, you find yourself declassified as a humorist.