Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? … - Garrison Keillor

Same topic Authors

Quote of the day

It's worth remembering George W. Bush, Barack Obama also came in thinking they had the magic key to better, warmer relations with Russia; those efforts ended in tears.

Garrison Keillor

Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.

Disappointing, Easter, Ham, Suffering

Same Author Quotes

I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.

Church, Half, Lust, Thinking, Time

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

Christmas, Compulsory, Funny, Like, Love, Lovely

Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

Drive, Four, Humor, Intelligent, Places, Remote

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

Elephantine, Gentle, Greed, People, Time, Vanity

God writes a lot of comedy. . . the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

Actors, Bad, Comedy, Encouraging, Funny, Life

Similar Quotes

Brian Froud

To me, intolerance leads down a dreadful path that the world sometimes seems to be going to.

Down, Path, Sometimes, World

Neil Peart

I don't like lyrics that are just thrown together, that were obviously written as you went along, or the song was already written and the guy made up the lyrics in five minutes.

Already, Guy, Song, Together, Written

Rich Lowry

It's worth remembering George W. Bush, Barack Obama also came in thinking they had the magic key to better, warmer relations with Russia; those efforts ended in tears.

Bush, Came, Efforts, Keys, Russia, Thinking

Cassandra Clare

Alec watched them through the half-open door, Jace leaned against the sink as his adoptive sister sponged his wrists and wrapped them in a white gauze. “Okay, now take off your shirt. ” (Isabelle) “I knew there was something in this for you. ” (Jace) ~pg. 329~

Door, Doors, Half, Shirt, Watched, White

Sandra Cisneros

True love in Mexico isn't between lovers; it's between a parent and a child. Mexico is a very intense culture of sons adoring their mothers, and this is why I claim that Mexican culture is matriarchal. Because the one constant, faithful, inviolable, holy love of loves - the love of your life - is not your wife or your lover; it's your mother.

Adoring, Children, Loves, Mother, Son, Wife