I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them. - Roseanne Barr - Quotesmemo.com

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I’m crying because I feel wronged. I keep making mistakes and nothing seems to work for me.

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Roseanne Barr

I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.

Cook, Eat, Fun, People, Want

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Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.

Failed, Lonely, Think, Thinking, Write, Writing

Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to.

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Comedy is the only hope for humanity.

Comedy, Easter, Hope, Humanity

I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.

Biology, Enjoy, Grow, Menopause, Tyranny

We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.

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I’m crying because I feel wronged. I keep making mistakes and nothing seems to work for me.

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I think it's the people that you work with who change you the most.

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Libraries are magical places. There's nothing quite like strolling the hushed aisles, letting your eye rove along dimly lit shelves. Each spine, each title, seems to beckon with a promise of incredible wonders, surprises, and adventures.

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Deborah Solomon

The pleasure that attaches to the artistic life comes in imagining what we might do as opposed to acknowledging what we have done.

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I think the fear of humiliating yourself on stage always motivates me to give at least 90 percent. I've definitely been guilty of leaning on the mic stand, but you can only do that so long before you're like, "Jesus, I'm bombing. " The fact that people pay to come see me, that's really just out the window.

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