I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.
I never eat meat as I think it is wrong to deprive animals of their life when they are so difficult to chew anyway
We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves.
Art is a magic which makes the hours melt away and even days dissolve into seconds
People under seventy and over seven are very unreliable if they are not cats.
There are things that are not sayable. That’s why we have art.
I've always had access to other worlds. We all do because we dream.
I have this burgeoning reputation for playing a scumbag.
Every activity performed in public can attain an excellence never matched in privacy; for excellence, by definition, the presence of others is always required.
There's many hundreds of millions of people who have jobs harder than comedians. And I also remind myself of that everyday. No matter how frustrating this can be, I'm very lucky that I've been able to cobble together a little life where this is what I do.
But, if you believe we should go around the world overturning regimes to make little United States, I don't agree with that, because I don't think we're capable of doing that.