THE most widespread form of child abuse in the United States is parents sending children to the government to be educated.
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.
We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.
My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.
Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
One thing is certain: the call of Christ is always a promotion. Were Christ to call a king from his throne to preach the gospel to some tribe of aborigines, that king would be elevated above anything he had known before. Any movement toward Christ is ascent, and any direction away from Him is down.
It's the circle of life, and it moves us all, through despair and hope, through faith and love, 'till we find our place, on the path unwinding.
What was said by the Latin poet of labor--that it conquers all things--is much more true when applied to impudence.
The earth without art is just eh.