Just listening to Pac, ain't gon' make it stop A rebel in your thoughts, ain't gon' make it halt If you don't become an actor, you'll never be a factor
English wine is like Belgian rock or German disco: a waste of everyone's time and money.
Salt is the difference between eating in Technicolor and eating in black and white.
In my experience of vegan food it tends to be a symphony of beige.
One of my mottos for living is: never eat on a boat, unless you own the boat.
People adore bad reviews. Nobody would be interested in reading the good ones.
Bad restaurants find unique ways to be bad. Good ones are good in the same way: good food, nice staff, a pleasant room. The human capacity for finding unique ways to screw things up always amazes me.
There's no way you can look into the game of life and determine whether or not you'll get that big break tomorrow or whether it will take another week, month, year or even longer. But it will come!
I feel like a nude little piece of white meat out here.
If you want to get on in this world make many promises, but don't keep them.
If any man should ask me what is the first, second, and third part of being a Christian, I must answer 'Action!'