Citizen's arrest," he said. "Well, that, and Patch told me to.
It isn't enough to shock. It's easy to shock. Real surprise is what I'm after.
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway.
I respect everything I make fun of.
I think that nobody gets mad at me anymore, no matter what I say, because I don't think I'm mean. I am interested in what's next.
Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know we could never be for ourselves?
A lot of people would say 'sexy' is about the body. But to me, 'sexy' is a woman with confidence. I admire women who have very little fear.
I love the laconic. Clearly, I am not of their number.
I try to watch only real things, which basically amounts to C-Span for me. I like real people in real situations. I learn from that.
The problem with a beautiful woman is that she makes everyone around her feel hopelessly masculine, which if you’re already male to begin with poses no particular problem. But if you’re anyone else, your whole sexual identity gets dragged into the principal’s office: “So what’s this I hear about you prancing around, masquerading as a woman?” You are answerless. You are sitting on your hands. You are praying for your breasts to grow, your hair to perk up.