A great love is an absolute isolation and an absolute absorption.
Esther Rantzen, like me, is an egomaniac of the highest order.
Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.
Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat.
I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.
I must be the only person of my age who doesn't have a bloody gong. They are so common in show business.
Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride.
I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone.
I think every human being has a level of melancholy in life and in general.
Social media has created a legion of social delinquents, billions of people speaking not their minds but their spleens, venting everything from the gum-cracking snark befitting a hair-twisting mallrat to the froth-flecked rage of a bell tower marksman.
I fell in love with social work, and that was my undoing as a poet.