Trouble trouble and it will trouble you.
Since Eve negotiated Adam, I am the most disadvantaged negotiator in history of mankind. I have no army, no navy, no air force, no economy.
I'm telling Palestinians, "Don't use violence. " We're going to use the civilized means of international law to achieve our goals, our independence, our freedom.
We are a people with no army, no navy, no air force, no arms. It's people, thousands of people, who are feeling, sensing the sense of urgency, fearing for the president of their life - the life of their president, trying to protect their democratic choice, because Arafat is the elected leader of the Palestinian people.
It’s impossible to say who has guns in Gaza anymore. The ballots are the only thing that can stop the violence at this point.
Now, more than ever, the international community must act.
Look, I am a Palestinian elected representative from Jericho. If a Palestinian wants to sell his fruit anywhere in the West Bank, he goes to the Israeli civil administration. If a Palestinian sick person wants to leave a hospital, he goes through the Israeli civil administration. Nobody can leave or enter my constituency without Israeli permission. Israel is, in effect, resuming the occupation.
Nothing in this world is more simple and more cheap than making cities that provide better for people.
A starving child is a frightful sight. A starving vampire, even worse.
I think people just love to win.
My career has been in a weird kind of like low-flying under the radar-kind of place. I never made it on "Saturday Night Live" where all my friends did.