Ever noticed that people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved?
I'm famous by default. I came out of the womb, and people wanted to know who I was because of my parents.
Twitter should ban my mother.
While I'm generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn. I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way. I'm in a monogamous relationship and very happy. Twitter should ban my mother.
I would have had a dad. And that would have been an incredible experience.
If you're a big Nirvana fan, a big Hole fan, then I understand why you would want to get to know me, but I'm not my parents.
I can count on one hand how many people I trust.
Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.
It doesn't matter where you coach, it matters why you coach.
Larger than life itself, and I can’t even believe this striking creature was once a little bit mine.
Love of liberty means the guarding of every resource that makes freedom possible-from the sanctity of our families and the wealth of our soil to the genius [of] our scientists.