You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
Faults are beauties in a lovers eye.
Trying will do anything in this world.
Verily, great grace may go with a little gift; and precious are all things that come from friends.
Sleeping we imagine what awake we wish; D ogs dream of bones, and fishermen of fish.
Cicala to cicala is dear, and ant to ant, and hawks to hawks, but to me the muse and song.
Men shall look on thee and murmur to each other, "Lo! how small Was the gift, and yet how precious! Friendship 's gifts are priceless all.
In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes. . . you have to decide, immediately, you have to go "Ohmigod. Do I look at the most beautiful woman in the world or the craziest guy in the world?"
I was thinking of writing a little foreword saying that history is, after all, based on people's recollections, which change with time.
Rap music is the only vital form of music introduced since punk rock.
Fantasy is probably the oldest literary device for talking about reality.