I come here with no expectations, only to profess, now that I am at liberty to do so, that my heart is and always will be yours.
I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.
I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.
I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!
I'm not that worried about [my parents] right now because they are happy people. I'm pleased that in their later years, in spite of physical ailments, they're upbeat.
Poems are not easy to start, and they're not easy to finish. There's a great pleasure in - I wouldn't say ease, but maybe kind of a fascinated ease that accompanies the actual writing of the poem. I find it very difficult to get started.
I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer. . . but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?
Immigration is a kind of pilgrimage. That's the way I see it. Just to go back to the desert, biblical metaphors, that's the story of great migration right there, the Old Testament.