If I had the flag that Betsy Ross worked so hard on, I wouldn't destroy it. I'd put … - Paul Provenza

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The beneficial effect of state intervention, especially in the form of legislation, is direct, immediate, and so to speak, visible, while its evil effects are gradual and indirect and lay out of sight. . . Hence the majority of mankind must almost of necessity look with undue favor upon governmental intervention.

Paul Provenza

If I had the flag that Betsy Ross worked so hard on, I wouldn't destroy it. I'd put it up on EBay because it's gotta be worth some serious coin. And that is the American way.

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We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure!

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How many impressionist painters painted the same damned thing? How many actors have played the same part in renditions of a play or dancers do the same dances.

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Children in a third world country. That's how we spread democracy.

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