If half an onion is black with rot, it is a rotten onion. A man is good or he is evil. (Melisandre of Asshai)
When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
It's just satisfying for me to be able to write kind of like a finished, nice product.
Accomplishments of children shine most brightly in the light of a parent's sincere praise.
It has been a long march to equality. We have cracked the door, and opened the window.
Not in the swing of things but what I really mean is not in the swing of things yet