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I've been writing a lot about just the aspects of luck and being picked, and how of course it's always how one perceives themselves in the world, as a bit of a scapegoat or a bit of a hero. Everyone generally has about a 60<br>40 split that volleys, between those two.

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While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut.

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