People want to hear the dirt. But this is not really anything I want to talk about.
Any good parody takes a grain of truth and exaggerates it for the big screen. People ask me if I'm offended at all and I say not in the least.
Today we may face some boring task or idle conversation that feels like a complete waste of time. Perhaps next week or next year we'll understand that nothing is wasted, that in the economy of our universe even a weed is simply a flower whose use has yet to be discovered.
We're all entitled to our own opinions. But none of us can afford to be wrong in our facts.
I didn't know growing up what I wanted to do. I finally settled on broadcast journalism as a way to satisfy the urge to perform and also do something important, which is to give people in a democracy information to make good decisions.
President Obama is riding the wrong horse on energy.
I love really crappy carnivals, where you think the ride is going to break. There's something so seedy about them.
The best way to be loved, is to love yourself.
Sex is a slotmachine.