If you are a thinker, you will change the language. You will not use words the way others do.
My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.
I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.
I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!
I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!
The true measure of our character is how we treat the poor, the disfavored, the accused, the incarcerated, and the condemned.
Who is the guarantor, if there is one, of a more stable world? It's the United States.
If we knew the truth, we'd see it; all else is system and outskirts.