I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair. - Steve Martin - Quotesmemo.com

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My musical life started with hearing and being fascinated by contemporary music.

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Steve Martin

I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair.

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language. . . Apache.

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Some people have a way with words, and other people. . . oh, uh, not have way.

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Be so good they can't ignore you.

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Vengeance is not the point; change is. But the trouble is that in most people's minds the thought of victory and the thought of punishing the enemy coincide.

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My musical life started with hearing and being fascinated by contemporary music.

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Where there is no belief in the soul, there is very little drama. . . . Either one is serious about salvation or one is not. And it is well to realize that the maximum amount of seriousness admits the maximum amount of comedy. Only if we are secure in our beliefs can we see the comical side of the universe.

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