Forgiveness is a stunning principle, your ticket out of hate and fear and chaos.
I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.
Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone
I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall. And the better the world liked seeing them fall.
There is as yet no civilized society, but only a society in the process of becoming civilized. There is as yet no civilized nation, but only nations in the process of becoming civilized. From this standpoint, we can now speak of a collective task of humankind. The task of humanity is to build a genuine civilization.
Some of us are returning to sanity, because we're tired of the pain. We're in a hurry. No time to mess around.
No one is as capable of gratitude as one who has escaped the kingdom of night.