I have never bought myself a computer or a phone, but guys in my life have bought them for me, for whatever reason. So now I have them.
Who hit you?" "Why, so you can go beat him up?" "One of the fringe benefits of being my human servant is my protection. " "I don't need your protection, Jean-Claude. " "He hurt you. " "And I shoved a gun into his groin and made him tell me everything he knew," I said.