I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours. . . it hurts. . . it's going to fall off.
Ill husbandry braggeth To go with the best: Good husbandry baggeth Up gold in his chest.
A fool and his money are soon parted. - Five Hundred Points of Good Husbandry.
The stone that is rolling can gather no moss;For master and servant oft changing is loss.
Look ere thou leap, see ere thou go.
In harvest time, harvest folk, servants and all Should make, all together, good cheer in the hall Once ended the harvest, let none be beguiled Please such as did help thee, man, woman and child.
At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.
The small and simple things you choose to do today will be magnified into great and glorious blessings tomorrow.
Prayer provides an opportunity to remind oneself of how one should be living, our responsibilities to others, our own failings, and our relative good fortune, should we have it. This is, I think, a pretty worthwhile practice and it is not something you can only do if you believe you are talking to an unseen creator.
You can tell actually when he starts to talk about his family, or his Daughters, or his Wife, and his whole face - really he's so really kind of a dear.
Stig: 'Of course, she'll sail rings around Wolfswind,' Hal: 'Then why didn't you tell him that?' Stig: 'I like my head where it is.