We are so busy giving our children what we never had that we forget to give them what we did have.
I don't believe that competitions are important.
I remember when I was being told about Watergate, and I thought, "Oh, America is not what I think America is. " But America is what I think it is. It's just that it's two bits of it, and I don't go with the Republican bit of it. I go more with the Democratic bit.
I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!
I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, that’s embarrassing. But if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself. It’s the end of your life.
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
It's not a bloody piano, it's a clarenARt. . . you weird talking person.
Don't let your mind see through your eyes.
There is nothing to be gained by being unnecessarily nasty. Violence begets violence.
All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.
Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light.