I got into comedy so I could stay out all night. - Artie Lange

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I get my ideas for books from my own kids and sometimes from other children. Often when I am telling stories I will say: I am going to make up a new story.

Artie Lange

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

All Night, Comedy, Night, Stay

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Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

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A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of years ago, A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd ground out to second for him.

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If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

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Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

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The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

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We're all connected. Helping another woman is helping yourself, your mother, your sister, your children.

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Democracy cannot be static. Whatever is static is dead.

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'Tis always morning somewhere, and aboveThe awakening continents, from shore to shore,Somewhere the birds are singing evermore.

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Tom Mulligan

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.

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Robert Munsch