Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
I'm eighteen, and I don't know what I want.
The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
It doesn't matter how many drugs I take, I'm not fulfilled. This isn't satisfying. There's a spiritual hunger going on. Everybody feels it. If you don't feel it now, you will. Trust me. You will. . . Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's the real rebellion.
Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.
The best things in life don't make sense
If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.
Katie commented that Americans had lost the ability to enjoy themselves. "We watch television," Dave said.
If I were doing the Security Council today, I'd have one permanent member, the United States, because that's the real reflection of the distribution of power in the world. All international laws are invalid, meaningless attempts to constrict American power.
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
What's it like then?" asked Old Bailey. "Being dead?" The marquis sighed. And then he twisted his lips up into a smile, and with a glitter of his old self, he replied, "Live long enough, Old Bailey, and you can find out for yourself.