I'm just a kid having fun.
It takes a bee to get the honey out
Admitting errors clears the score and proves you wiser than before.
First dentistry was painless. Then bicycles were chainless, Carriages were horseless, And many laws enforceless. Next cookery was fireless, Telegraphy was wireless, Cigars were nicotineless, And coffee caffeineless. Soon oranges were seedless, The putting green was weedless, The college boy was hatless, The proper diet fatless. New motor roads are dustless, The latest steel is rustless, Our tennis courts are sodless, Our new religion--godless.
So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.
He who knows what he is told must know a lot of things that are not so.
When "Do no Evil" has been understood, Then learn the harder, braver rule, "Do Good.
You need to have a state pension that doesn't drag more and more people into means-testing each year and make it very difficult for people on low to medium term incomes to save and not see their savings clawed away.
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
The difference between coarse and refined abuse is the difference between being bruised by a club and wounded by a poisoned arrow.
Will you come with me, sweet Reader? I thank you. Give me your hand.