Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against … - Jay Leno

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I was always pretty good at adapting to my situations. My act was never that inside, where it was like, "Okay, they're either going to get this or they're not. "

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Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going to burst into flames in that courtroom?

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